Religions of the world

Lors d’un récent séjour à Londres, ma dulcinée m’a offert ce t-shirt qui me fait hurler de rire.

Le texte est le suivant :

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening ?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit ?
Confucianism: Confusius says, « Shit happen ».
7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturday.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I desserve it.
Jehova’s witness: Knock, knock, « Shit happens ».
Unitarian: What is this shit ?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me ?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit